worried woman

Typical Landlord

  • Oh, oh. Vacancy! Time to look for new tenants. No cash flow this month.
  • Damn! Bad tenant trashed the place. Negative cash flow this month.
  • There goes the washing machine! There goes the weekend. No cash flow this month.
  • Tenants aren't maintaining the property. Guess I've got another lawn to cut this weekend.
  • Another 2 am phone call. Furnace quit working. Who needs sleep anyway? No cash flow this month.
  • Rent cheque bounced (again). No cash flow this month.
  • This tenant needs to be evicted. Back to court I go. No cash flow this month.
  • Hey, nothing went wrong this month! Got paid!